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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:23

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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